19 December 2008

Politically Correct Holiday

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, and with sincere respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, or their choice to
actively oppose such religious or secular traditions. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than another country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, nor to deny the many crimes and other offences
that have been committed by America against African Americans, Native Americans
Japanese Americans, Mexican Americans, and against the peoples of Vietnam,
The Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and many others.
Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

That's great, but from my family to your's:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, and may GOD BLESS THE YEAR AHEAD!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the ending to that post.

Halfway through, I threw-up in my mouth a little. Let it be said by me, just a commenter on your blog and in no way affiliated with you: Allah is not God. Buddha is fat- and not God. Justification by recycling is a myth. Kwanzaa is a fabrication of a holiday created in 1966 by black separatist Ron Karenga, who went to prison for torturing 2 black women who'd joined his United Slaves cult.

Having sufficiently offended everyone, I now bid adieu. Screw that- let me just say- GOD BLESS and CHRIST REIGN.

Some will know who I am...